Stacie: -while playing Sims- IT’S A BOY. WHAT SHOULD I NAME HIM.
Me: umumum so much pressure. Dean.
Stacie: DEAN HUGHES.
Stacie: HE IS PERSPECTIVE AND A LIGHT SLEEPER.
Stacie: He will be a famous detective.
Me: OKAY STOP PAUSE EVERYTHING.
Stacie: What ._. Game paused ._.
Stacie: KATIE GOD DAMMIT.
I have a really hot waiter.Guys he came back with my food and said, “Careful the plate is hot too.” So I asked, “too?” and hE TOUCHED MY SHOULDER THEN MADE A SIZZLING NOISE.IM FREAKING OUT WHAT DO I DO.
wanna know what these all say?
"suck his dick"