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  • roronoakatie:

    Stacie: -while playing Sims- IT’S A BOY. WHAT SHOULD I NAME HIM.

    Me: umumum so much pressure. Dean.

    Stacie: DEAN HUGHES. 

    Stacie: HE IS PERSPECTIVE AND A LIGHT SLEEPER.

    Stacie: He will be a famous detective.

    Me: OKAY STOP PAUSE EVERYTHING.

    Stacie: What ._. Game paused ._.

    Me: 

    Dean Hughes.

    Stacie: KATIE GOD DAMMIT. 

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  • squirrelofwednesday:

    i love the xkit warnings on the mp3 downloader

    like look at these

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    And as I was screenshotting each of these, this little message popped up.

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    sorry bro

    (via salacious-shoelaces)

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  • I'm gunna change you like a remix
    Then I'll raise you like a phoenix

    (Source: xo-frnkie, via nobodyputsdesinthecorner)

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  • didihearthereadyset:

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    didihearthereadyset:

    I have a really hot waiter.

    Guys he came back with my food and said, “Careful the plate is hot too.” So I asked, “too?” and hE TOUCHED MY SHOULDER THEN MADE A SIZZLING NOISE.
    IM FREAKING OUT WHAT DO I DO.

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    wanna know what these all say?

    "suck his dick"

    (Source: racingbarakarts, via skiesfallingwithangels)

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  • bigbanggifs:

    ttaemint:

    The new way to Ringa Linga.

    https://31.media.tumblr.com/f65b1d969a0fdf015d612b9716394f52/tumblr_inline_mpbou82i2E1qz4rgp.gif

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  • (Source: maddierose, via m--sa)

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  • straightgirl2:

    Think this mighta changed my life

    (Source: beppski, via m--sa)

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  • vinegod:

    Broom broom by aaliyah

    (via irish-ishy)

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