Microcomp teach tries too hard to be funny.
My ankle gave out on me as I was running and now I have a beautifully skinned knee.
Pff, of course. I’m absolutely flawless~! *hair flip*
Thank you, kind anon~
EXCUSE YOU, THIS WOMAN IS MINE.
God Zweeni, who is this silly anon who thinks she can steal you from me? (Although she does sound like she’s probably hella rad and has 4 cats and is majorly badass in life)
Zweeni… You’re cheating on me? :’c
Mom, I told you last night what was wrong and you told me to get over it… Why would I tell you anything now if you’re only going to say that?
Just one more time…